Love hurts, but imitation hurts more.

We wish you a Happy Holiday, and look forward to another year of This Help Desk.

Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

The workings of office drama: to what lengths will jealousy drive a man?

Dedication begat madness.

This goes out to all of the paperboys that have to carry the burden of the Black Friday ads on Thanksgiving Day.

If this was a spoiler for you, you had it coming.

Despite occasional calls like this one, GOOG-411 was useful and usually correct. May your speech recognition live on within Google Voice forever.